This Ep is good for what it is. The best of the songs appear on the full length though. I'd get this only if you like the full length cd and you want some extra tunes. Otherwise, you can't go wrong with the full length which is an easy 5 stars.

Decent release but I would rather listen to the lawrence arms or the broadways! The cd is worth buying just for the last song, "Building The Perfect Asshole Parade -or- Scratching Off The Fleas", because its fucking rad.

Great E.P. somehow the length of the CD didn't bother me at all. Only five songs, but it's easy to listen to over and over. Anyway just to through a plug in out, if you like these guys check out the rituals.

This CD is so good I can't even describe it. It's only five songs, but they're five of the best songs you'll ever buy. Think The Lawrence Arms meets Guns'n'Roses with backups by Dan Andriano. Now that I think about it, even that description doesn't do it justice. While this isn't as good as Unicornography, it fucking rules! Buy it!!!!

After having a blackout for a whole day amid a huge earthquake here in Hawaii, I listened to this CD all day bc I had nothing better to do. This CD was completely awesome. Very energetic and interesting, yet short. The vocals remind me of... Wheatus meat Leftover Crack? Maybe? Well, anyway, the songs are pretty good, Well written and very raw. I think that this was self recorded, so it will sound raw but does sound fucking great. Worth a listen

the falcon is bigger than jesus

i think that is all that needs to be said

besides it is making me say more so i will say it again

the falcon is bigger than jesus

This is Saul:

Like everyone else, I'm going to complain about the length of this CD. like Brendan said on the Falcon's website:

"Now, just a little tiny clarification for the complainers out there. Just because it was recorded for free, it is still NOT FREE to put a record out. It has to be mastered, pressed, covers must be printed and it's got to be shipped to warehouses and stores. So no more bitching that it costs $5.50. That's as cheap as we can make it to cover the costs. No one's making money off this thing, it's music for music's sake. If you can't swing the six bucks, download the shit for free. I don't care. Just don't think that we're robber barons or anything…we just want to rock. I hope you all enjoy the EP, and we look forward to making more music for y'all real soon. Peace."

That is exactly what I did, but I have a thing where if I like the band a lot, I really wanna own the actual CD with the booklet and everything...I can't tell you what is in the booklet, I haven't got the CD yet, but I might as well review it since I've heard all the tracks.

All the tracks are great even though its like 10 minutes long or something like that. 5 tracks. The worst one is "Look Ma! No Fans! -or- Do You Want Fries With These Songs?" All the rest are unbelievably great, even though "Look Ma! No Fans!" is good too.

the falcon is one of the best things to happen in the last couple years. With bands like HWM/Suicide Machines Breaking up on the same day its good to see theri are bands like this that are ready to step up.





and im obsessed with the lawrence arms!!!

Truly amazing songs on here. Incredibly catchy fast paced punk tunes, these songs *will* get stuck in your head. I would absolutely recommend this to anyone, but it's a definite buy for any fan of the Lawrence Arms, Dillinger Four and other bands of that nature.

I've had the MP3's for this for a long time, but I finally broke down and bought it. The hype is well-deserved. If The Broadways or the latest Larry Arms disc is your thing, than I highly recommend it. It's fast, rough, and something you want to sing along with and pump your fist too.